Too Fat Too Furious

{{Short description|2005 film by Tim Oliehoek}} {{distinguish|2 Fast 2 Furious}} {{Infobox film | name = Too Fat Too Furious | image = Vet Hard Poster.png | caption = Theatrical release poster | director = Tim Oliehoek | producer = {{Plainlist| * San Fu Maltha * Jeroen Beker * Frans van Gestel }} | writer = {{Plainlist| * Jan Verheyen * Wijo Koek * Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem }} | narrator = | starring = {{Plainlist| * Jack Wouterse * Kürt Rogiers * Bracha van Doesburgh }} | music = Alex Heffes | cinematography = Rolf Dekens | editing = Peter Alderliesten | studio = {{Plainlist| * Fu Works Productions * Clockwork Pictures * Thura Film * Motel Films }} | distributor = A-Film Distribution | released = {{Film date|2005|02|03|df=y}} | runtime = 90 minutes | country = Netherlands | language = Dutch | budget = | gross = $1.8 million<ref name="BOM">{{Cite Box Office Mojo|id=tt0382365|title=Too Fat Too Furious|access-date=November 29, 2024}}</ref> }}

'''''Too Fat Too Furious''''' ({{langx|nl|'''Vet hard'''}}) is a 2005 Dutch action comedy film. It is a remake of the Danish film ''Old Men in New Cars'' and received a Golden Film for 100,000 visitors.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.filmfestival.nl/en/film/vet-hard?switch_to=en|title=Vet hard (2005)|website=Netherlands Film Festival|date=|access-date=November 29, 2024|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20221005194313/https://www.filmfestival.nl/en/film/vet-hard?switch_to=en|archive-date=October 5, 2022}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|url=https://filmkrant.nl/recensies/vet-hard/|title=Knipogen naar Flodder en Tarantino|last=Wolfs|first=Karin|website=Filmkrant|date=February 2005|access-date=November 29, 2024|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20190905035422/https://filmkrant.nl/recensies/vet-hard/|archive-date=September 5, 2019}}</ref>

==Plot== Bennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yugoslavian who unintentionally keeps blowing things up. They need to get 300.000 Euros to get Bennie's father a new liver. Complicating matters are that Bennie is being stalked by gangsters who want him to pay back a debt, the employees are more interested in cooking than in criminality, nobody can communicate with the Yugoslavian, the adoptive and biological son don't get along, and everything that can go wrong does go wrong - leaving a path of damaged buildings, people and - especially - vehicles behind.

==Cast== * Jack Wouterse as Bennie * Kürt Rogiers as Koen Mast * Bracha van Doesburgh as Katja Wielaard * Jaak Van Assche as Johan Mast * Johnny de Mol as Peter * Cas Jansen as Martin

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==External links== *{{IMDb title|id=0382365|title=Vet hard}}

Category:2005 films Category:2005 action comedy films Category:2005 Dutch-language films Category:Dutch action comedy films Category:Dutch crime comedy films Category:Films set in Rotterdam Category:2005 crime comedy films Category:A-Film Distribution films Category:Films based on works by Anders Thomas Jensen Category:Remakes of Danish films Category:Dutch-language action comedy films