'''Mean Machine''' may refer to:
== Music == * ''Mean Machine'' (Lucifer's Friend album) * ''Mean Machine'' (U.D.O. album) * Mean Machine (band), a Japanese rock band * The Mean Machine (rap group) * "Mean Machine", a song by The Last Poets on the album ''This Is Madness'' * "Mean Machine", a song by Sugar Ray on the album ''Lemonade and Brownies'' * "Mean Machine", a song by Motörhead on the album ''Orgasmatron'' * ''The Mean Machine'' (album), an album by Jimmy McGriff
== Sport == * Mean Machine (sailing team) * Roy Shaw (1936–2012), British boxer * Mean Machine RFC, a rugby club in the Kenya Rugby Football Union * Football teams in ''The Longest Yard'', and its 2005 remake * A 1982 Commonwealth Games relay team including Graeme Brewer, Neil Brooks, Greg Fasala, and Michael Delany
== Other uses == * ''Mean Machine'' (film), a 2001 British sports comedy film * Mean Machine Angel, a character in the ''Judge Dredd'' universe * "Mean Machine," a ''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi'' episode * The Mean Machine, Dick Dastardly's car in the TV series ''Wacky Races''
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