{{Infobox song | name = Ich ess{{'}} Blumen | cover = Ichessblumen.jpg | alt = | type = single | artist = Die Ärzte | album = Das ist nicht die ganze Wahrheit... | released = {{Start date|1988|05|25|df=y}} | genre = * Punk rock * alternative rock | length = 3:44 | label = CBS Schallplatten GmbH | writer = Dirk Felsenheimer | producer = * Uwe Hoffmann * Die Ärzte | prev_title = Die Ärzte | prev_year = 1987 | next_title = Westerland | next_year = 1988 }}
"'''Ich ess' Blumen'''" (also known as "'''Blumen'''"; German lit. 'I eat flowers') is a punk song by Die Ärzte.<ref>{{Citation |title=Die Ärzte - Ich Ess' Blumen |date=1988 |url=https://www.discogs.com/de/master/285560-Die-%C3%84rzte-Ich-Ess-Blumen?srsltid=AfmBOopTMW-9_Z9kMxdpltTuuPAefTq4-xdGB8Bh3Fcn5ax6g81d89YN |access-date=2025-04-29 |language=de}}</ref> It is the eighth track and the first single from their 1988 album ''Das ist nicht die ganze Wahrheit...''. The song is an ironic ode to vegetarianism.
This song is referenced in the full title of "Nazareth (Blumen my ass)" from ''Planet Punk'', which is about solving world hunger by eating mucus.
== Track listing == # "Ich ess' Blumen" (Felsenheimer) – 3:44 # "Das ist Rock'n'Roll" (Urlaub, Felsenheimer/Urlaub, Felsenheimer, Liebing) – 3:00
==Personnel== *Bela B. – vocals, drums *Farin Urlaub – guitar, bass
==B-sides== "Das ist Rock'n'Roll" [That's rock'n'roll] is one of many songs from the Gabi & Uwe series.
== References == <references />{{Die Ärzte singles}} {{Authority control}}
Category:1988 singles Category:Die Ärzte songs Category:Songs written by Bela B Category:1988 songs Category:CBS Records singles