# A Literary Nightmare > Mediated Wiki article. Canonical URL: https://mediated.wiki/source/A_Literary_Nightmare > Markdown URL: https://mediated.wiki/source/A_Literary_Nightmare.md > Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Literary_Nightmare > Source revision: 1349884941 > License: Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/) Short story by Mark Twain "A Literary Nightmare" Short story by Mark Twain Country United States Language English Publication Published in The Atlantic Monthly Publication type Periodical Media type Print Publication date February 1876 Pages 3 "**A Literary Nightmare**" is a [short story](/source/Short_story) written by [Mark Twain](/source/Mark_Twain) in 1876. The story is about Twain's encounter with an [earworm](/source/Earworm), or virus-like [jingle](/source/Jingle), and how it occupies his mind for several days until he manages to "infect" another person, thus removing the jingle from his mind. The story was also later published under the name "**Punch, Brothers, Punch!**" ## Plot introduction The narrator, [Mark Twain](/source/Mark_Twain), sees a catchy jingle in the morning newspaper. The jingle promptly attaches itself to his mind, such that he loses concentration and can no longer remember what he ate for breakfast, whether he ate at all, and what words he was going to use in his novel. The jingle mentally incapacitates him, until, a few days later, he takes a walk with his friend, the Reverend, and inadvertently transfers the jingle to the reverend's mind. As this happens, Twain experiences a sense of relief, and returns to his normal life. Some days after Twain was cured, the Reverend visits him; he is in a terrible state, as the jingle, which keeps on repeating in his head, has already disabled his concentration. He tells Twain of some incidents where the rhythm of the jingle influenced his actions, such as when churchgoers started swaying to the rhythm of his homilies. Taking pity on the man, Twain decides to cure him, and brings him to a meeting of university students. The Reverend successfully manages to transfer the jingle from himself to the students, curing himself and, at the same time, continuing the cycle. ## The jingle Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! **CHORUS** Punch, brothers! Punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare! ## History of the jingle The [poem](/source/Poem) was not composed by Mark Twain, but by a group of people in 1876. It was the brainchild of [Isaac Bromley](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Isaac_Bromley&action=edit&redlink=1), [Noah Brooks](/source/Noah_Brooks), [W. C. Wyckoff](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=W._C._Wyckoff&action=edit&redlink=1), and [Moses W. Handy](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Moses_W._Handy&action=edit&redlink=1). Bromley and Brooks, while riding a [tram](/source/Tram) one night, had taken notice of a sign informing passengers about the fare: A Blue Trip Slip for an 8-cents fare. A Buff Trip Slip for a 6-cents fare. A Pink Trip Slip for a 3-cents fare. For Coupon and Transfer, punch the Tickets. Bromley had reportedly exclaimed, "Brooks, it's poetry. By George, it's poetry!" The two spent the remainder of their trip composing the poem, giving it its jingle-like character, and adding improvements such as the chorus. Upon arrival at the offices of the *[New York Tribune](/source/New_York_Tribune)*, they showed the poem to their friends, scientific editor W. C. Wyckoff and Moses Handy, who assisted them in completing it. They published their result in the *Tribune*, the same newspaper which Mark Twain had chanced upon. The poem gained popularity rapidly, taking over the minds of numerous people; it was assisted by Twain, who let it loose upon the world in his story. The jingle gained popularity among most of the population of [Boston](/source/Boston), [Harvard](/source/Harvard) students, and was even translated into French and [Latin](/source/Latin).[1] Elements of the tale are reused in "Pie and Punch and You-Know-Whats," one of [Robert McCloskey](/source/Robert_McCloskey)'s [Homer Price](/source/Homer_Price) stories, in which the "Punch, Brothers" jingle is used as a cure for *another* unstoppable jingle. The [progressive bluegrass](/source/Progressive_bluegrass) band [Punch Brothers](/source/Punch_Brothers) got their name from the jingle, specifically citing Twain's story as inspiration. The poem was set to music in 1972 as part of a [song cycle](/source/Song_cycle), "Third Rail" by [Donald Sosin](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Donald_Sosin&action=edit&redlink=1), premiered in [Ann Arbor](/source/Ann_Arbor%2C_Michigan) that year, and subsequently performed in a few venues in New York. The movements are "Conductus" with the Twain poem declaimed in a deconstructed version by soprano and baritone with accompaniment by moneychanger, [nose flute](/source/Nose_flute), and [hand drum](/source/Hand_drum). The second movement is a setting of a [Miss Subways](/source/Miss_Subways) poster, the third a reworking of a [Reginald Gardner](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Reginald_Gardner&action=edit&redlink=1) routine about train noises, the fourth a setting of a [Penn Central](/source/Penn_Central) [ticket stub](/source/Ticket_stub), and the last movement another setting of the "Punch Brothers" text, this time in a minimalist style. ## As a meme [Richard Dawkins](/source/Richard_Dawkins), in his book *Unweaving the Rainbow*, cited the jingle of "A Literary Nightmare" as an excellent example of a [meme](/source/Meme) – in this case, a "ridiculous fragment of versified instruction." The poem, through its catchy rhyme and rhythm, managed to convey itself from mind to mind, and in most cases inhabited the mind of the victims for several days. ## Translation attempts The jingle's success in English led others to attempt it in French, Latin, and Italian, as noted in the *[New Bedford Morning Mercury](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=New_Bedford_Morning_Mercury&action=edit&redlink=1)*, quoting *[The New York Times](/source/The_New_York_Times)* of August 8, 1915.[1] A French version entitled "Le Chant du Conducteur" was published with an attribution to [Swinburne](/source/Algernon_Charles_Swinburne), though that attribution was evidently a joke; the text was said to appear in the literary journal *[Revue des deux Mondes](/source/Revue_des_deux_Mondes)*, but there is no trace of it there or in Swinburne's books.[2] This version begins: Ayant ete paye, le conducteur, Percera en pleine vue du voyageur, Quand il recoit trois sous un coupon vert. &c. A St. Louis magazine found relief in a Latin anthem with this chorus: Pungite, fratres, pungite, Pungite, cum amore, Pungite pro vectore, Diligentissime pungite. In an Italian collection of Twain's short stories, the jingle reads as: Controllor, quando ti si dà il biglietto del viaggiator bucalo al cospetto! Per un viaggio da un trentin, blu il fogliolin per un viaggio da un ventin, invece marroncin per un viaggio da un decine, rosa il tagliandin! The first Russian translation came out as early as 1896. The most known, however, is the translation by [Nina Daruzes](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nina_Daruzes&action=edit&redlink=1) [[ru](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%B5%D1%81,_%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%9B%D0%B5%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B0)] from 1949: Кондуктор, отправляясь в путь, Не рви билеты как-нибудь; Стриги как можно осторожней, Чтоб видел пассажир дорожный. Синий стоит восемь центов, Желтый стоит девять центов, Красный стоит только три. Осторожней режь, смотри! with the chorus: Режьте, братцы, режьте! Режьте осторожно! Режьте, чтобы видел пассажир дорожный! ## Mentions The story was referenced in a Ted-Ed video about earworms, as evidence of earworms having always existed.[3] ## References - [Novels portal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Novels) 1. ^ [***a***](#cite_ref-Quoted_from_The_New_York_Times,_August_8,_1915_1-0) [***b***](#cite_ref-Quoted_from_The_New_York_Times,_August_8,_1915_1-1) ["The Haunting Doggerel. Further Involuntary Discussion of the "Punch Brothers" Rhyme"](http://www.twainquotes.com/19150808.html). *Twainquotes.com*. New Bedford Morning Mercury. Retrieved May 15, 2013. 1. **[^](#cite_ref-2)** Scharnhorst, Gary (2024). "Mark Twain's Earworm". *Studies in American Humor*. **10** (1): 54-78 [55]. [doi](/source/Doi_(identifier)):[10.5325/studamerhumor.10.1.0054](https://doi.org/10.5325%2Fstudamerhumor.10.1.0054). 1. **[^](#cite_ref-3)** ["Earworms: Those songs that get stuck in your head - Elizabeth Hellmuth Margulis"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NE_OoO-N54). *[YouTube](/source/YouTube)*. March 26, 2015. ## External links - [Editorial on "Punch, brothers" and a similar jingle](http://www.twainquotes.com/19150803.html) - [Further discussion of the jingle](http://www.twainquotes.com/19150808.html) - [*A Literary Nightmare* on readbookonline.org](https://www.readbookonline.org/readOnLine/559/) - [Ted-Ed video on Earworms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NE_OoO-N54) v t e Mark Twain Bibliography Novels The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today The Adventures of Tom Sawyer The Prince and the Pauper Adventures of Huckleberry Finn A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court The American Claimant Tom Sawyer Abroad Pudd'nhead Wilson Tom Sawyer, Detective Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc A Double Barrelled Detective Story A Horse's Tale The Mysterious Stranger Hellfire Hotchkiss Short stories "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" "Cannibalism in the Cars" "A Literary Nightmare" "A Murder, a Mystery, and a Marriage" "The Great Revolution in Pitcairn" 1601 "The Stolen White Elephant" "Luck" "The Million Pound Bank Note" "A Double Barrelled Detective Story" "Those Extraordinary Twins" "The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg" "A Dog's Tale" "Extracts from Adam's Diary" "The War Prayer" "Eve's Diary" "Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven" "My Platonic Sweetheart" "Advice for Good Little Girls" Collections Mark Twain's (Burlesque) Autobiography and First Romance Sketches New and Old Mark Twain's Library of Humor Merry Tales The £1,000,000 Bank Note and Other New Stories The $30,000 Bequest and Other Stories Plays Is He Dead? Essays "The Awful German Language" "On the Decay of the Art of Lying" "Advice to Youth" How to Tell a Story and Other Essays "Concerning the Jews" "To the Person Sitting in Darkness" "Edmund Burke on Croker and Tammany" "What Is Man?" "The United States of Lyncherdom" "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses" Letters from the Earth Nonfiction Territorial Enterprise letters Letters from Hawaii The Innocents Abroad Roughing It Old Times on the Mississippi A Tramp Abroad Life on the Mississippi Following the Equator Is Shakespeare Dead? Autobiography of Mark Twain (Chapters from My Autobiography) King Leopold's Soliloquy The Private History of a Campaign That Failed Christian Science Speeches "Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism" "Votes for Women" Places and events Family cabin Birthplace State Historic Site State Park Boyhood home and museum Mark Twain Cave Mark Twain in Nevada Territorial Enterprise Sagebrush School Quarry Farm Mark Twain House Stormfield Twain–Ament indemnities controversy Popular culture Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Mark Twain Readers Award Mark Twain Tonight! The Adventures of Mark Twain (1944) The Adventures of Mark Twain (1985) Mark Twain (2001 documentary) Twain and Shaw Do Lunch (2011 play) Mark Twain: The Musical Family Olivia Langdon Clemens (wife) Susy Clemens (daughter) Clara Clemens (daughter) Jean Clemens (daughter) John M. Clemens (father) Jane Lampton Clemens (mother) Orion Clemens (brother) Related Jap Herron Center For Mark Twain Studies Mark Twain (book) Mark Twain National Forest Mark Twain Tree National Tom Sawyer Days --- Adapted from the Wikipedia article [A Literary Nightmare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Literary_Nightmare) by Wikipedia contributors ([contributor history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Literary_Nightmare?action=history)). Available under [Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/). Changes may have been made.